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    May 13

    H1N1杀到埋身啦!

    H1N1      H1N1出现以来,中国大陆坚挺咗咁耐终于都喺俾咿只可恶嘅病毒渗透咗入嚟。对于咿只初期被命名为“猪流感”嘅病毒身边嘅朋友都好似冇乜点惊,而且因为个名,仲觉得只病毒几Q添。点知只病毒虽然“猪”,但咁快就杀到埋身,真喺唔到你唔惊。虽然同邓生笑话如果要隔离就带埋WII,带埋360,带埋BOARD GAME入去爽7日,但讲喺咁讲,可以唔入厂紧喺唔入啦。在此,小弟为大家霖咗几条H1N1时期嘅对策方案。

    DR. Kwan‘s Tips(H1N1篇)

    • 唔好去人多嘅地方,特别喺医院。(邓生为咗我哋嘅安全唔好翻工啦)
    • 如果一定要去人多嘅地方,唔好靠近又咳又打喷嚏又生得猪猪地嘅人。(或者H1N1有样睇?有待验证)
    • 喺公共交通工具唔好随便咳,唔好随便打喷嚏,仲要唔好猪下猪下咁。(D公共交通工具已经够晒逼啦。你喺咁CLOSE嘅环境下搞D咁嘅嘢,搭公交嘅可以跳车,搭地铁果D你叫佢哋点算?)
    • 有口罩戴口罩,有防护衣着防护衣。(唔洗惊夸张,上海地铁超人又有,木乃伊又有,你着防护衣最多人哋当你COSPLAY啧。小弟本人低调,最多带口罩,回帖嘅唔好喷我)DR
    • 锻炼身体,增强体质。(本人日日WII FIT就喺最佳嘅榜样,果D成日挂住玩BOARD GAME嘅更加要注意啊)
    • 注意保暖,冇乜事唔好感冒发烧。(各位女生朋友,我知你哋好身材,毕过唔好着咁少啦,过埋咿波先SHOW啦)

         以上为小弟霖咗都几耐嘅对策,大家考虑下执行啦。抵抗H1N1刻不容缓!Fight!!!



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    牛牛wrote:
    细佬日志d更新时间咁随机噶。。。邓生唔返工。。。要你养咯。。。
    而且细佬你都有过敏鼻炎啦,会成日打喷嚏噶啵。。。咁米唔可以靠近你咯哈哈
    May 28
    d成日画d弱智野的闲人由于长期固定系同一地方, 并且空气不流通, 最容易感冒,H5N1 同H1N1 都系其中的一个亚型而已....
    May 16
    IvyLeewrote:
    好搞,d公子好得意!
    May 15
    nan T.wrote:
    1. he's not...
    2.我不指望他会为我做些什么,完毕
    3. maybe i can go visit u dis year, get ur ps3 ready XD
    May 14
    Osman Kwanwrote:
    QUEENY,多谢捧场啊!最近好吗?

    T.NAN,ISO收好了,快点让BF买平衡板给你。

    MYSUGAR:鼻屎?!D人唔会挖完跟住弹啊?

    NICK:唔叫猪流感啦,叫H1N1啊,人传人啊,锻炼身体啦!

    企鹅:你先俾人开除,你全家俾人开除!>.<
    May 14
    你翻英国就全china都safe了
    我真喺好奇咩course可以休假咁耐不回去。。莫非已经被人开除了不好意思讲?
    May 13
    车!
    猪流感只会在猪之间传播!猪才怕被感染,猪才戴口罩!
    May 13
    My Sugar ☆wrote:
    搭巴士地鐵隨時面臨前後左右都在打噴嚏咳嗽挖鼻屎的四面楚歌,小心小心!不過関生大把錢就梗係捨棄公共交通工具改搭私家車啦~記得唔好請個豬下豬下甘的司機啵!
    May 13
    nan T.wrote:
    很有趣的塗鴉!!
    May 13
    Qυеёиуwrote:
    lol 好搞笑啊~!
    May 13

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